Signs

Singapore is a pretty orderly place. To remind you of this, there are signs everywhere. Some of the signs remind you to be considerate to others:



This sign was at the beginning of the nature trail at MacRitchie Park.

There are also signs to warn you of dangers:



This one really struck me as funny. I have spent a lot of time in the woods, and I have never had a random branch fall and come even close to hitting me. Maybe this is a much more common occurrence here. Maybe the monkeys drop them?

Some are just reminders, just in case your Mother didn't come with you:



I can almost hear my mom telling me "Have fun, but don't loose your lunchbox... and keep your shoes on!!"

I think they just put everything they could think of on this one.



What do they have against cheeseburgers? What is funny about this one is the location... at a food court. Was I breaking the rules by taking a picture?

Some are just odd combinations.



"HEY! You can't skate here!"
"OK, I'll take a nap"
"NO! You can't do that either"

Some are just funny...



... and some are just downright scary:



I think they could have saved a lot of money in designing and printing all these different signs by just making one... all it would have to say is:

BEHAVE!